First, thank you for getting this far into the letter. I would like to ask for a few things that would make my life sooooo much easier. Yes, they are rather mundane and ordinary, but gosh, if you are throwing money into the fireplace for fun, well, please reconsider and buy me the following items:
That should do it for today. Tomorrow I'll probably have more items for you. This week would be good. Have your people call my...uh...me.