confessions of a naughty knitter...

I had to rip Kyoto down to an inch of work. Yes, I had to rip the easiest pattern available in the modern world. Somehow, I didn't pay attention to, oh, say, at least three spots in the seed stitch sash section. Seed stitch needs to be perfect. Because I like seed stitch--it's like Stockinette with a perfectly proportioned rash. Ew. Well, I like it anyway. But I do not like bobbles. I don't know why but I think they're sissy. I just don't like 'em. [Update:The truth is I'm too "big-boned" to look good in extra yardage piled up in little wads. Bobbles are for skinny people...damn them.]

Anyway, lessons learned the hard way:

Do not knit anything more than Stockinette Stitch with anything more than a buzz.

Do not knit while sick--period. It's going to look just how you feel.

You may knit while angry, but check your work twice as often.

Knit more slowly while gossiping, er...discussing current events.

Do not knit while on the toilet. It's just not right. Really.

Oh, and I added one of those ridiculous "100 Things" list. Gah, I'm such a follower.