things you absolutely do not need to know about me...

My older brother secretly pasted his boogers on the underside of our couch throughout his childhood. (I've been waiting to say that in public all my life!)

I would give formal burials to butterflies when I was a kid, complete with a cross made of twigs. (hey, it's a lot of work to get out of a cocoon!)

I have to eat everything salty on my plate before I can eat anything sweet.

I run the A/C with the windows down and the sunroof open if it's a really pretty day, but too hot for just the windows.

I will only wear pantyhose if you put it in writing that I have to. (You did know a man invented these?)

I am always late first thing in the morning. (I don't know why. My dad is always late, too.)

I am never late to a movie--ok, rarely.

I am twice as messy as my husband--maybe three times.

The older I get, the more I honk my car horn.

I always read the Metro Pulse from the back to the front.

I think advertising is evil. (That's what my degree is in.)