who knew...

that eating six giant-sized California strawberries would give me gas for two days?

Anyway. Blogging is slow this week. I am slow this week. I have my performance review for work today. Oh. Boy.

I need to exercise. I need to drink more water--hell, ANY water. I AM going to the Y after work today...we recently rejoined. Flub-glurble...I didn't always hate to exercise. Maybe I can knit while I bike...maybe I won't have strawberry-induced gas by then...maybe I should shut up and quit talking about fruity farting.