insert whining here...

In order to save you from reading the same old blather, today I'm merely going to simulate my whining. How much you are entertained will depend on the extent of your own imagination.

Wah! Wah, wah wah and then wah wah wah wah. Waa-a-a-a-a-a-h! Wah? Hell-wah!!!! Wah wah wah, you know, wah wah... Wah. Wah, mostly more wah. But wah? Wah beyond wah. Wah wah wah wah wah tangled up with wah. WAH BIG. wah small. WaH iN-bEtWeEn. Just wah. Super-duper wah-wah.

Wah.