overheard and underscrutinized

Overheard at a favorite restaurant:

"Yeah, I'll have that, and you'd better make it good or I'll fuckin' kill you."

Hubby and I were eating when one of the, shall-we-say tougher-looking, waitresses came in as a customer and ordered, or else. Funny thing is, she's the best waitress there.

Underscrutinized:

Following a dumptruck today that had only a tarp over its cargo but had a big RADIOACTIVE sticker on the back of it.

I passed him fairly quickly.