maybe this has already landed in your e-mail, but...

...it's still pretty funny (even if you like the war-mongering nut).

Q. How many Bush Administration officials does it take to change a light
bulb?

A. None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb, and its conditions
are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a
delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served
honorably and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you
hate freedom?

And please, please, please write to your representative and ask them to support the newly introduced bill (HR 297) which would protect our wild horses from slaughter!