the "AC" syndrome...

My dad says when it's his time he wants to go via the "AC" syndrome. Now, my dad has a bleak sense of humor to say the least. The AC belongs between the M and the K. When he turns around to face his end that's all he wants to see. Now all he has to do is make sure he's standing in the middle of a highway.

Speaking of the big Mack smack, our financial situation has reached heights of horror. If you think it can't happen to you, think again. Being jobless for long periods of time after making good money (and making big bills) can wreck you quickly. We weren't even really big spenders. The weight of this worry is incredible and all-consuming. Save your money and cut up the plastic. Do it tonight.