but I play one on TV...

Schwarzenegger Joins Calif. Recall Race ...what the hell? I actually like the old Terminator, but what is it with these stars and politics? Maybe he can ACT like a good governor, who knows? I suppose he's got the connections. Blargh. Shouldn't there be a test of some sort?
Jobs posted today: Governor
Qualifications: Insider connections, body building background, accent that sounds like a speech impediment, has played the movie role of a killing machine infused with high-tech tools and synthetic testosterone. Hires other people to wipe ass and buff nails.
Ok, you're in!