thieves and morons...

Oh, wait. They're one in the same. Someone stole two huge concrete planters with four-foot trees in them off of our front porch last night. Get your own damn trees, freaks.

The funny twist is that my husband just called and said his boss' wife just bought two planters with trees in them out of a pick-up truck on Kingston Pike--this morning. Hmm...suspicious-er and suspicious-er. I can't wait to see if they ours. Suh-weet justice might be around the corner.

We've had irises snipped off with scissors (to go in someone ELSE's vase I'm guessing--they were even cut an an angle.), landscape brick taken from our garden edges and phlox DUG UP and stolen from our side yard. Oh, and then there's the lawnmower that was taken as well. We live in a cool historic neighborhood, but it's obviously too close to an in-bred den of creeps and idiots. AND, our street is fairly busy...these turd-mo-fo's are brazen.

More crime scene updates later...